Below is a quick just-for-fun freewrite that and I did today while on the bus heading for the CNE (Canadian National Exhibition). We each took turns writing a small portion of this, so if you wish to flame anyone, go flame him/ her. Please don't take anything mentioned in the below writing seriously. Thank-you and have a nice day!

"Female menopause is caused by an inflation of the local economy, which in turn makes the uteri grow to the size of a pineapple (as stated by Reader's Digest: How You Know When You're Almost Dead). Local menopause patient Sisi Yu" -me- "claims that her (or rather his) condition is assisting in his/ her goal for world domination. She/ he plans to corrupt the earth by maintaining an infertile uterus. She/ he is heading to the Ex for the last time as her condition grows impeccably with her/ his facial hair. Her/ his dying wish is to take a final look at the little boys frollicking at the amusement park to satisfy her/ his pedophiliac urges. To do this, he/ she will disguise her/ himself as I-Have-Candy-In-My-Pocket Man. Her/ his disguise consists of a pair of striped socks, a diamond tie, and a Vance Tran" -ineptly- "Outta-This-World facial mask, as well as a set of frilly undergarments to compliment her/ his manly chest hair, which coincidentally, has its own set of uteri attached to it. When asked if he/ she shaves, she/ he replied, "Only when I'm feeling dirty." And with that, Sisi Yu stepped out of the interview room and pulled our a razor from her man-purse and said, "Hallelujah, I'm a bum!"

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Note: The information and testimonial provided in this article are entirely TRUE, by means of external force from one's uterus."